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Don't take life too seriously, your days are numbered.

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Is it really a good idea to empower another government agency – the department of education with deadly force?

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Q: Why did the snowman smile? A: Because the snowblower is coming.

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Q: How do you circumcise a Redneck? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!

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Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.

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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat

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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

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Q: What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? A: Popeye beat the crap outta him.

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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex? A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

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Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A: 45 lbs.

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Q. What is a zebra? A. 26 sizes larger than an A bra.