draco loser malfoy pining over the chosen one and he’s so embarrassed over it bcs he’s supposed to be different be he’s js like everyone else that has a crush on the most popular guy
“just friends” drarry but Harry’s the LEAST chill friend ever, always asking for draco’s location if he’s out past midnight, not letting guys talk to him if he’s drunk at parties - scratch that, not letting guys talk to him anytime anywhere, let alone date him? What a good friend
being hyperfixated on a ship is embarrassingggg like when people are like “what are your hobbies” i can’t say “i read porn about the same 2 gay dudes again for the 79634th time
sorry but harry teaching draco how to cast a patronus and dracos patronus matching harrys will never get old, the look of horror on dracos face because he knew the whole time
i like my ships freaky and unhealthy but not doomed i think it's really beautiful when two people who are "damaged" or just not normal can be happy together in their own sometimes kinda fucked up way. functionally dysfunctional