lex c

leader of the itty bitty titty committee and ambASSador of the phat ass movement

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

@calibanger420 would love to add to our shop. how do i get in contact with a sales rep?

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

idk whose card on amazon prime i’ve been charging on the family account but thanks

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

my sleep schedule is FUUUUUCCCCKKKEEEEDDDD

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

why imma let you anger me over a phone when i can just go bloop.

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

do not piss me off over the phone cause i will hang up

[z ᥫ᭡. @korriswilder]

Me as soon as I hear Dre say “Who’s your favorite artist?” #Swarm

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

ladies,
never schedule anything to do after your wax appt.
why was i shopping earlier with my ass cheeks stuck together cause ole girl didn’t clean me up all the way 😩

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

why did i eat that olive garden. i know better

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

@heyitsraexoxo not even anymore 🥲

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

@heyitsraexoxo whenever i’m back home pick me!

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

love at first sight is when you’ve been holding your pee in on a long car ride and you finally make it to the gas station and see the restrooms sign

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

going out of town for work and was getting a lil anxious…then saw 555 ✨

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

got a dog house for pheebs off amazon… a lil disappointed that it didn’t come already together 🙃

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

@pbrgiirl 😂😂😂

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

it’s so hard not to talk like forrest gump when you say the word “forrest”

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

i need a house cleaner and dog walker in fresno that i can pay in weed

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

fucked around n smoked a sativa dominant strain now my ass up like a crack head 🤦🏾‍♀️

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

@heyitsraexoxo yes lmk as well

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

all these ash trays in my house and i still ash in the sink

[lex c @dis_LEXI_c]

where all my fresno bitches at that smoke 🙄