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I think I broke my dick in the sink.

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No one to see it with so I’ll be going to the new Jackass alone. Last one I went with my friend and we went to a show in the middle of the day and the theater was empty

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@ringolos1111 Other stuff

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I thought people were done putting that Edward Sharpe video on the timeline but I need it to end. It makes me uncontrollably horny

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I already loved the feeling of being late to everything, but seeing the apoplectic tantrums it sends the punctuality police into on here just makes it that much sweeter

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Using “moving the needle” to refer to getting an erection

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@Teh_Moofish And

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I think it’s really lame anytime anyone posts about the city they live in on here. We’re on the internet right now

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Gotta have my repetitive body focused behaviors

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@179AAP893 thanks, appreciate it

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We need a hyped up discourse cycle about Joseph McElroy so his stuff gets reprinted and it’s actually possible to find and read it

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@179AAP893 yes please!

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Thinking about the part in The Tunnel about the candy shop

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It should have been me that was carbonized beyond identification without dental records

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Imagine buying wipes that are made for wiping dudes with.

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I saw a video where a guy shot a makeshift slingshot dart into this other guys back and I was sad to discover that he did it as revenge for intervening in domestic violence. I was hoping it was just cause he didn’t like the guys bleached buzzcut, white tank, and socks and sandals

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@denniscooperfan Pohgoh

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Leo Messi looks like a gnome.

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https://t.co/DiG440txpr

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@iheartbrowsing In California they send you some gay crap to fill out

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The virgin airport book versus the chad buying the John McPhee reader at the train station

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Impeccably curated book selection at the convenience store inside the Harrisburg, PA Amtrak station. Who let them go this hard