kelly

woman of intrigue submerged in flowing grain

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Knicks fans, it’s hard to process a playoff loss after a long win streak, but take a deep breath this morning and repeat to yourself:
- That WAS the series turning point
- The Spurs WILL win three of the next four
- The League DOES want Wemby as their new face
- You CAN’T stop it

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

This is what peak female performance looks like

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[peninsular princess 🐑💫🪻 @sdrx902]

they finally dropped the true "real cities" map

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Chicken in trousers, 1783. Found in the common-place book of Richard Carr, a young student from Westmorland, England.

[start queerbaiting NOW!! @tommyfromhere]

my goat

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Nah bro no BS delete my number

[maddi jo @maddddddigray]

happy pride! a bunch of cops in riot gear just showed up to the gayborhood in riot gear swiveling their batons saying “party’s over” and “if you don’t leave there will be no mercy”!! they have everyone on 13th street kettled!!! it was terrifying and horrible

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Hardcore shows if no sexual predators showed up:

[Saoirse 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @MarxistHeathen]

hey, this is a genuine potentially life-or-death emergency so please boost this: i need to get in contact with as many people who might be involved in anti-ICE stuff in New Jersey as possible.

a transfem friend of mine has gone missing and i’m trying to help find her

[Mikey Intifada @MicSchirtzer]

hi so we've actually reached you don't need to know the numbers of the deaths camps stage of the US holocaust

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

the juxtaposition of American and Soviet iconography is such a layup but it works so well

[kelly @marketableskill]

The Americans is stellar but difficult to watch knowing it’ll end in unchecked global capitalism despite keri russell’s best efforts :( and how hot matthew rhys is :(

[kelly @marketableskill]

Don’t look at me unless you’re going to look at me like Keri Russell looks at Matthew Rhys. Don’t even acknowledge my physical form unless you believe the sun shines out of my dumb ass

[kelly @marketableskill]

Stomping my feet and banging my fists on tables because why can’t *I* divorce my first husband after meeting the love of my life on a critically-acclaimed TV drama

[kelly @marketableskill]

Wishing all new first-time watchers of The Americans a warm welcome to the Thunderdome

[kelly @marketableskill]

If Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys have no fans who’ve accidentally amassed enough photos of them to fill a Tiger Beat issue, that means I’m dead