Samuel French

Brooklyn-based writer. Narrative, comedy, and baseball. Co-host of @insertmoviepod. Massive Rays fan. he/him/his

[Samuel French @SamSFrench]

I miss baseball and I miss the Tampa Bay Rays.

So here are the ten hardest hit home runs by Rays hitters in the statcast era.

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In many ways it is the only movie

[samuel @samuelcm88]

this is the most insane fucking movie i’ve ever seen my god

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Miranda: The new SATC themed cafe in Ridgewood is gentrification!

Samantha: if I’m going to eat a buttery muffin with my name on it, I’m not going to pay 6 dollars.

Charlotte: They made a statue of me and Andrew Cuomo out of cupcakes!

Carrie: Big is going to Old Stanley’s

[Samuel French @SamSFrench]

I’m not going to argue that the Rays hitters aren’t on an unsustainably productive run or that Nick Martinez will have a 1.50 era forever but we have like 10+ years of the Rays being great at identifying and developing great bullpen arms, and that’s what made the difference tn

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Idk I concluded that the rays have a good bullpen

[Yankees Files @YankeesFiles]

The Rays are 8-33 (.242) with 7 strikeouts. The Yankees are 11-33 (.333) with 3 strikeouts. Whatever people are going to conclude about this game will be wrong.

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AT YANKEE STSDIUM I MEAN

[Samuel French @SamSFrench]

Say what you will about the trop not having any fans but I just waited an entire inning to pee and my friends who went for beer and hot dogs have missed three innings

[xXSh4dow_Sn1perrXx @blissposting]

Silly level of drunk but my point is you gotta treat the citi bike as much like a horse as you can. The Citi bike has a soul. And you gotta respect that

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Me as a couples therapist: i watched Arrival last night and you two remind me of Amy Adams and the Aliens, it’s very hard for you to communicate but you’re trying hard to figure it out. Have you guys seen Arrival?

[Samuel French @SamSFrench]

I guess I think it’s cool that the players are able to overcome the sub optimal playing field thrust on them every year by their bosses but I think it would be cooler if we also weren’t duped into thinking beating expectations is the grand prize.

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I’m a lifelong Rays fan but their payroll was like 72 million in 2010. Ownership is selling a lie. This fake David and Goliath act is not why the Rays rock.

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

How about a round of applause for the little guy 👏👏👏

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i bet yoda would taste amazing if you cooked him

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Matt Olson 162-game pace:

148 runs
69 doubles
50 home runs
143 RBI
411 total bases
18 defensive runs saved
10.6 WAR

[lake micah @afrofatalism]

there are leland palmers everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Samuel French @SamSFrench]

The four greatest performances in television

[Zak @zakfilm]

The four greatest performances in television

[The Crown @thecrownliberty]

This makes me love and respect Anneli Maley even more.

#WNBA

[Reggie Wade @ReggieWade]

The L train at 7 in the morning.

[Samuel French @SamSFrench]

What’s happening here on Paul Bettany’s Wikipedia

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Said as a fan of both teams

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Extremely funny to make this tweet for a game against the Tampa Bay Rays

[Kody Duncan @KodyDuncanPGH]

The Rays are playing basically the same lineup as yesterday and the Pirates have a completely different lineup that looks considerably worse and the excuse will be because of last nights elongated game.

I don’t like how this organization trots out different lineups every day. No other team does this and it’s very frustrating to see.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Laurence Laurentz: Repeat after me….would that it were so simple!

Minion Bob: Y tu mama tambien BAHAHAHAHABA