sam🥦

life is better when you’re wearing funky socks she/her 24

[sam🥦 @disamster]

im such a sucker for a slutty little earring on a man

[sam🥦 @disamster]

manifesting a pic with both of my ex situationship and me in it

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

after my lip liner has rubbed off just stop talking to me

[sam🥦 @disamster]

growing up is realizing a lot of people’s breath smells bad and you lowkey have to just deal with it

[sam🥦 @disamster]

no bc why would i go on a trip w you if i don’t consider you a close friend?? and you dont make the effort to be a good friend??? byeee tomatoo tomatooo

[✩ 𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒉 ⋆˚꩜｡🎧 @kidkrowq]

wait their highkey onto something

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

i just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of u might call it masturbation tho

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

It’s that deep

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[Mak @mak_aura]

Because pedophiles are in power.

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Columbia students were arrested, suspended and expelled for protesting this.

[moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer @supermoongirl9]

men think being honest means forgetting about basic manners and decency. why would someone you're supposed to flirt with want to know you had sex with someone else, let's be serious

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’m so glad discovering music is endless

[daisy @ihatedai]

Men are so inconsiderate n weird! Lord why would u put them down here for us what the fuck

[sam🥦 @disamster]

need a friend that wakes up after 12pm too😩

[sam🥦 @disamster]

why are all my friends always early birds?

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[nana #tvlspoilers @nanavwl]

fem lestat

[Meral Hussein-Ece @meralhece]

Thanks to Israel, thousands of injured, disabled & severely damaged children. They’ll never wash away this stain.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behaviour