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@DamianLow3 Good old unqualified Weetabix Head.

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@geneband_ Live DVD incoming.

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@JackHadders @FlagSpartans25 It would have gone on later, but their mums called them in to have their tea.

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@fashionpansy I'm so sorry that Stitch was in a raging house fire. I hope thar he finds a new abode soon.

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@fashionpansy There are a few on Ebay listed at around the £9 mark. That probably won't even cover a coffee at the airport...

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@TRobinsonNewEra De bestest of da best buddy. I know that you are up to speed on the subjudice laws. Being the best journalist in the history of journalism.

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@fashionpansy @El_Choppah I'll always bank with Lloyds, because they were fantastic when someone put $1 in my account in Las Vegas (apparently to ascertain that the account was active) and then tried to spend $2000 in Home Depot in NY State. Lloyds were ahead of the attempt.

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@fashionpansy Look, Apple, if I were you I'd answer Char and make this right. If you don't she will never properly forgive you. She is extremely stubborn. She is also fiercely loyal to your brand. She once suggested that I might be impoverished or stupid because I prefer Android.

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@artistkck Is the melody of the song in the room with us?

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@tasfiakbm @artistkck @coldplay Speak for yourself.

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@artistkck Oh.

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@MrDerekVader @oasisworld_ @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @oasis He couldn't afford tickets. Because the band that he adored showed their true colours. He is currently turning tricks in the Gents' toilets at Cardiff Railway Station, completely unaware that they will be as rubbish as they always were.

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@Rainmaker1973 Absolutely. I loathe kickyball and all of the associated pack mentality.

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@anon_opin Stoned Love specifically, is absolutely marvellous.

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@Rainmaker1973 Common courtesy. Kindness.

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@anon_opin This is true. But, not for want of trying. Incompetence got in the way. Plagiarists through and through. Liam even stole Tim Burgess' stage act wholesale. Their popularity is entirely based on misplaced nostalgia. Or for the new fans, third hand misplaced nostalgia.

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@AndieDelicacy @hellymoo It's how Charles referred to Harry when he first met wasserface.

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@AndieDelicacy I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but they were calling you a peasant.

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@pants This is Russell Brand being baptised, isn't it? You can say. I won't tell anyone.

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@fashionpansy That's just the first lap. You've three more to go.