Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé

Hi, I'm Moo. I love raccoons,puffins,weetabix & gherkins. Other half of @Poetsimon 💖 🦻 SPEAK UP, I'M A BIT DEAF.
Not single. Not interested

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink"
Me: So have Jacob's Creek.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@AndieDelicacy And a ghoulish one at that.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@whiskeyrich It was, that's why I posted the evil grin. Keep up Rich.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

I'm tired.

It's pissing rain.

I'm at the parental Moos.

They are in full 'elderly person rant about the world' mode.

My hearing aid battery has just died.

Oh noes.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@geocon1713 I DUNNO BURT IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET 😂😂

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@AndieDelicacy Do Chump next.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@geocon1713 Trip to Ireland and centre court at Wimbledon 🥰

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@ice_crystal I ,FOR ONE, AM SHOCKED, ICY.

AS LONG AS 'SHOCKED' MEANS NOT SHOCKED. AT ALL.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@ambergambler_

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

https://t.co/6yl05FQcoX

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

Put a big glug of port in the beef and mushroom pie, lads.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

If you want to have a cry on a Sunday morning, watch @plumesofficiel singing to animals. Their reactions are utterly beautiful 🩷

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

Absolutely top notch reporting here from the Bournemouth Echo.

Pulitzer incoming...

#LocalNews #BournemouthEcho

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

Coffee and cake with some of the work fam this morning, voucher courtesy of a happy parent 🥰
#eyfs

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

Oh cool. A whole weekend of fireworks.

Said no one ever.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@Mafer1ck PIE UP! #amirite

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@mostly_grumpy Hard agree.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

Sheridan Smith getting ready for Channel 5 to call her in for the lead in a Brand miniseries...

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

Pray your way out of this one, fucken Temu Jesus.

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

@PyramidHead76

[Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé @hellymoo]

Hi, I'm Moo. I like to dry my belly button with a hairdryer.

Don't go falling in love with me now.