lania ⚖️

yeah it's me, don't cream your pants

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

I put my sadness in a box. The box went soft and wet and weak at the bottom.

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

my people

[tony stan (derogatory) @starkwasps]

they’re so gay

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

me: *drifting off, about to fall asleep*

my gf: i hope that whenever i die, you die at the exact same time

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

@hereforthefic @sithlordb26

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

much wow, who would have thought, never saw it coming 🤡

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

what’s ur big 3 red flags 😭

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

@sithlordb26

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

@lalaitskelcey2 I'm so glad!! She's such a great character ❤️

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

@lalaitskelcey2

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

imma gon' go ahead and set you'll up an autobiography, save u the time

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

If you became a serial killer what would be the “weird” thing you did as a child that would be showcased in your documentary.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

You deserve more than just “puts up with me / doesn’t abuse me” from friends or partners. You deserve relationships in which you’re seen, known, celebrated, and delighted in. You deserve to be loved and cherished.

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

@levshapiros i feel for you, it is TOUGH ❤️

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

@greywilde27 so so late, but very happy belated bday! i hope you had an amazing one 🎉

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

i think each week therapists should pick their most entertaining client and refund the cost of their session

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need

[tony stan (derogatory) @starkwasps]

my ironfam :(

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

@lazysahm HAHAHAHA could you imagine???

"then stop drinking it."
"okay but... hear me out. it's kinda addicting."
"you said it tastes like feet."
"yeah but, it's got a little something-something. feet with a certain... je ne sais quoi."

[lania ⚖️ @disarmed_]

🤡🤡🤡