carl

[jár @jarodzsz]

i can't go back to LIBERAL new york no one appreciates beauty like a suburban floridian

[jubie @fairyfountain]

i do feel like one single sims 2 session here til the sun comes up could probably fix me

[Ethan Shanfeld @ethanshanfeld]

cast him

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@emilyvsherself Yes pls

[carl @disasterdotgov]

She’s cute !!!!

[carl @disasterdotgov]

sharing my culture with bf by taking him to waffle house for the first time

[bob bumble @eviloldlady]

the moral of "the menu" is that if you are a customer you should die

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@Glen_solo

[carl @disasterdotgov]

ok listen… don’t worry darling wasn’t that bad…one cocktail and 3 Pinot Grigio may have helped but…

[delia @delia_cai]

the working woman's Timmy Chalamet

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@lixfleming I’ve literally been trying to call you for days and you stay unavailable…… interesting

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@samjamescorrie No but I’ve seen and heard enough bits of it to know I would be way too uncomfortable lmao

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@ponchosnake Never! It’s 5 minimum for me 🤗

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@TribeCalledThom Dude ur in Brooklyn ?!?!?!!???!!?

[carl @disasterdotgov]

It’s all adding up ….

[nat @natalilie_]

idk how but this makes a lot of sense

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@nnr2197 Why u gotta be private I can’t qrt this 😣

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@ttinyplanett You’re always the emo one I’m always the sunshine one…

[carl @disasterdotgov]

@ttinyplanett What’s the ANSWER