Kris

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯. 🦋

[Kris @disasterkriss]

Not a single person that ever tried to play me ended up in a better situation, and THAT is a FACT. 📌🤓

[Kris @disasterkriss]

I just paid my car registration.
Nobody getting gifts for Christmas 😂

[Kris @disasterkriss]

I’m a receptionist not a babysitter

Why am I always asked where somebody is as if I’m supposed to know where my bosses employees are at. 😂

“Maybe pooping, idk” 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Kris @disasterkriss]

I watch way too much Love & Hip Hop to know when a mf is stupid shady. 😂

[Kris @disasterkriss]

He asked: what’s your dream car?
I said: paid off 😩🤣

[Kris @disasterkriss]

Literally wanna cry rn 🥺

[Kris @disasterkriss]

I got my high school transcripts today… 😆

[Kris @disasterkriss]

Would my morning be as complicated if I had a son? Bc this daughter of mine is somethinnnnnng, let me tellll yaaaaa 😆😅

[Kris @disasterkriss]

Got food poisoning from the office potluck 😫

[Kris @disasterkriss]

My work is having a potluck on Friday and signed up to bring a green garden salad bc there is nooo way I’m cooking for 12 people to judge me 😂😂

[Kris @disasterkriss]

Forgot my sunglasses at work yesterday 😩

[Kris @disasterkriss]

The mentality of leaving a spill for someone else to clean is disrespectful.

[Kris @disasterkriss]

Nova: *takes bite of the napkin.
Me: Why are you eating a napkin?
Nova: I’m not eating it, I just like the texture and then I throw it away.
Me: uhm okey?🥴

[Kris @disasterkriss]

My mom comes back from her trip today. Hallelujah! 😆🙌🏽

[Kris @disasterkriss]

My phone needs a phone case 🥴

[Kris @disasterkriss]

Materialism might be a strategy people use to cope with low self-esteem.

[Kris @disasterkriss]

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯. 🦋

[Kris @disasterkriss]

The employee at The Home Depot saw me looking so lost and asked “what may I help you with”
I was like “you saw words help in my eyes didn’t you” 😂😂

[𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃 @White_Rabbit_OG]

AND I WILL LEAVE YOU SIGNS IN THE KINGDOM.

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[Kris @disasterkriss]

Going vegetarian now… bc wth 🤢

[Kris @disasterkriss]

Today has been dragging 🫠