Brian Keene

I'm way less interesting than rumours lead you to believe.

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Totally forgot to take any pics cos I was too busy singing/dancing/eating/having an amazing time! Love you all #kenthugheswedding

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

When you're cold and have a 12min wait for your train....dance to N.E.R.D's Lapdance (obviously)

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

*bad thing*
Me: poke, poke, poke

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

I do a confuse

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

"Don't kinkshame socks!"

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

(Alcohol free) cider, a pile of snacks and Deadpool 2! Such a good way to spend a Friday night

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Me and @danslepalais are doing a THING!!

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Either I'm hallucinating or it's aliens! Well it's probably actually a neighbour playing music but it's 2.15am so I'm betting aliens

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

In Brum! I have good people and mulled punch!

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

I love how my phone won't autocorrect 'doggo' but will always question me on whether I mean 'winker' not 'wanker'!

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Panic attack + insomnia = me watching stupid videos on YouTube at gone 2am

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Hit peak stress....then something added more stress!

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

If you want me, I'll be in my blanket fort singing Disney songs and eating cake! #iwish

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

When you're waiting for a thing and you're brain doesn't want to wait for the thing!

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Trying to wait calmly for something.....totally working.....totally

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Currently singing Little Mix to myself

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Listening to my 'fuck you I'm awesome' playlist

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Why does it get past 1am and bad decisions seem like good ideas?

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

Nope, I'm done! Fuck you!

[Brian Keene @disasterzone24]

"All I want is a place to call my own"