Sir Toby Belch

I’m a linguist, so I like ambiguity more or less than most people.

Time person of the year 2006.

Views not even my own.

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#WHO now raises risk level of #COVIDー19 #coronavirus to the highest possible level it can.

Still not a #pandemic ...

While we don't all need to #panic we certainly do need to enforce basic hygiene for both hands and not #sneezing on everyone in an #airport.

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@Iromg Hilarious that Shell are getting all the agro.

I'd wager most of these are being funded by shell dividends.

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@andrewc44104127 Not a chance. The monarchy won't survive shaz anyway.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll That's a nice corn wall but how will you get your sheep across without a gate. Wooloolooo.

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@ShowanW Obsidian pumped out that diversityfest where you can be a sparkly trans elf didn't they?

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@JustOneWeeWorld To the home counties everything north of the Watford Gap is "The north".

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@GoodwinMJ Just check he isn't following you?!

Call him Ishmael because he dodged a bullet.

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@boatsnavy @Neccccy Olive was his sister.

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@PatrickMaka Good on you. Someone had to.

Enjoy your 4 months. I'll be playing the same nothing for free. If you don't fund it, none of us can play nothing.

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@Mike_Blackley Faten Hameed is just practicing Taqiya here.

None of us are outraged or fooled.

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Copy of a letter from Ann Cryer to Tony Blair's Government in 2003, over two decades ago, explaining how even after meeting with parents of children being abused by predominantly Pakistani Muslim men, 18 months on, they'd done nothing to help!

No arrests, completely ignored!

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@Wishfullthinki9 Nah. Deport the lot. Save the country some cash.

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@RedNeckPapa6291 It's tough though because after the "me too" hysteria there was a speight of false rape claims and innocent men were going to jail.

I don't think this case is in that category but we have to be careful with tarring and brushes.

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@WendtheWalker I mean I guess it means less navy to fight against in the civil war?

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@Glasgow_Live Aman. We all saw the video on X (real news) a few days ago.

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@BProudPatriot Huh. The king is moving back to Harrenhall.

Same treatment different era.

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@HazelAppleyard I mean it would be nice if redditors discovered thinking but I'll believe it when I see it.

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@Pirat_Nation They put a sharma in charge to hack Xbox to pieces didn't they?

Why else would you put an AI exec with nil gaming experience in the top position.

Achievement points: 0

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@daveatherton Hmmm.
Foreign accent.
Pronounces it 'eeslam'.
Unable to properly throw a petrol bomb.
Unable to burn down a building.

Not a chance this guy is irish based on the last two points alone.

False flag if ever I saw one.

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@STVNews Time for the royals to donate their houses.

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@MilesDompier Undead labs to be deleted and replaced with an AI that makes cat pictures.