Cody Brown

Married to the love of my life; nerd, and all around weirdo.

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Stay vigilant 💀

[Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1]

yeehaw @ChrisVanLoan1 📸

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

"Don't worry just go back to work, the air is safe to breath" - U.S Government after 9/11

East Palestine, Ohio right now....

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@matthewmercer dnd question: if i have a level 4 druid with the war caster feature and thorn whip lmelee spell attck with range of 30ft), can someone invoke opportunity attacks from moving out of that 30 ft range?

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

Oh no, not falling for this trick. @samriegel and the #CriticalRole cast warned me about you...

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

Me watching the Inauguration...

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@noahaugwa We need to play!

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@ashleysalesman_

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@ashleysalesman_ She just told me she would rather wash her car with a toothbrush than get pregnant again.

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@ashleysalesman_ I dont have a list in my notes of potential baby names

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@ashleysalesman_ *to

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@haliesciotto

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@haliesciotto You know, I don't take any offense to that at all. I'm just happy to get attention on twitter...

[Lionel Page @page_eco]

Brilliant demonstration of Newton’s principle of inertia.

[aiko ‎ @_xaikox]

god my humor is trash

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

Halie: “Well medical helicopters are a million times faster than an ambulance.”

Fact of the day. Helicopters are a million times faster than ambulances. #fact

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@haliesciotto Thanks babe!

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@haliesciotto @ashleysalesman_ ...okay...

[Cody Brown @disbeme002]

@ashleysalesman_ @haliesciotto Where the heck is my $10 for Easter?!