carlie

eating cold tomato soup and thinking of ways to kill myself

[carlie @disc0bug]

Cilantro

[carlie @disc0bug]

How do people balance having more than one friend like i feel like a horrible person💕💕

[carlie @disc0bug]

Old heads always talking bout “I had a late lunch” nah babe you have an eating disorder just order dinner too

[carlie @disc0bug]

Being 22 is having the most heartbreaking conversation with someone and then clocking into your closing shift after an hour bus ride

[carlie @disc0bug]

Thinking about the time I wiped my ass with a Clorox wipe when I was 10 years old 💕💕💕

[carlie @disc0bug]

Does espresso tonic lowkey taste like a cigarette or did I just smoke a cigarette earlier

[carlie @disc0bug]

Waking up like hmm which ex situationship Spotify blend will I listen to today

[carlie @disc0bug]

Bitches be texting in the group chat “remember when we all hung out” as if we didn’t go out two days ago

[carlie @disc0bug]

Decided im gonna start using twitter again today

[carlie @disc0bug]

Frankly imma take a 30 and not clock out for it #youngho

[carlie @disc0bug]

Just realized I’m allowed to set boundaries #sick

[carlie @disc0bug]

I perpetually have a bad haircut and I was so close to having normal beautiful hair for once in my fucking life and then I had to go and ruin it I think this is its own mental disorder bc what the fuck

[carlie @disc0bug]

@sophie_whiite Bro is on Twitter???

[carlie @disc0bug]

was gonna look good and ask my class crush to hang out today last class of the semester but no I woke up late and I never looked more chopped in my life. You win some you lose some I guess happy summer

[carlie @disc0bug]

I love my life because every week I’m like I’m gonna start eating healthy and never drink again💞 and then the next day I’m boofing a fucking Yerba mate and having a cigarette for breakfast

[Koen @clantonslide]

white people be like im half mexican

[carlie @disc0bug]

My life got significantly better when I stopped using a fucking Britta

[carlie @disc0bug]

bru i dont even like faye webster like that but her tiny desk is fucking goated

[carlie @disc0bug]

bruh last night some rando stopped me on the street on fucking mission street at 1am and was like can you get me a cab and me bring me was like yeah of course man!!!! And then he proceeds to Uber himself to a full nude strip club😐