Ultimate Despair

Disc is up. Give up.

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

@austindiscoclub We could all just walk into the ocean together instead

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

If your power weekend doesn't involve cigarettes, well, how is it supposed to have any power at all?

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

All your friends play frisbee. Think about that. No really

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Inevitable March towards Oblivion will not be rain delayed

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

@DFWUltimate @pardnmikefrench

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

The best way to find some peace during a rain delay is to get in your car, in a closed garage, while the car is running

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Holding on to the disc for too long is a bad habit. Holding on to the idea that God hasn't abandoned you is a worse one

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Remember, you can do anything you want with your time, money, and health. That's what makes your life especially tragic

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Unrelenting march to your grave to continue no matter what https://t.co/0LRzgVpZ2N

[Minnesota Ultimate @MinnesotaUlt]

We expect a heavy band to come through for a little bit here. Play to resume afterwards we hope. Hoping for about 1pm at this point.

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Face it, you're only playing because you cannot be happy without feeling the approval of others--a doomed path that ends in crysturbation

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Injuries are temporary setbacks. Except for death. That is a permanent one

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Drinking gasoline is good for you. Not really, it will kill you. Oh, hm. Actually that's not so bad after all

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Ultimate is great because you get to travel to a bunch of interesting places, and enjoy none of them

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

The best defense against being beaten downfield is actually a well-timed suicide

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Breakfast is the most important meal of your fruitless day, so have some fruit at breakfast

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Force away. Force your friends away. Force it all away

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Everything is spinning out of control. Time to drink a gallon of beer and try to eat a campfire

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Why do you play? Why do anything at all? Just lay down in the road already

[Ultimate Despair @disc_despair]

Rather than fly to a tournament to do this pointless garbage, try saving time and money by French kissing a dog's anus