monsieur hardcore

hardcore toujours

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

hiding raw/hard boiled eggs on easter? weak af. try fried eggs this year for a new experience

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

i accidentally commented "va te faire foutre" on a "heterosexual pride" page and now i can't remove it the straights r gonna b so pissed

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

april fools joke: forget that it's april fools day and then get fukkin OWNED

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

i smoke weed everyday. today dandelion, tomorrow oxalis. doctors & botanists tell me 2 stop but i don't care about them and their "facts"

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

send me $10 in the mail and i will make you into a meme. this is the only guaranteed path to fame

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

#DescribeYourCrushIn3Words lugubrious, omnipresent, void

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

who said literatures dead?

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

my father is reading my tweets he looks so ashamed

[Chris Baio @OIAB]

empty my pockets & you will find trash. cut me open & I will bleed trash. when you gaze long into my trash my trash also gazes into you.

[GOP Teens @GOPTeens]

#Teens: Instead of #drugs, try #activities!

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

republican teen twitter is my new favorite twitter

[GOP Teens @GOPTeens]

#Teens: How are you having #safe fun this #weekend?

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

i'm all about takin naps then takin down criminals

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

only a matter of time now before piers morgan dons a fedora

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

me

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

wtf is a bizzle

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

wow! a kickstarter for a "modern", "intelligent" wallet?! put me down for $3000!

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

a lost golfer @ fairway market

[monsieur hardcore @discardigan]

wtf is designer water? designers stitch the hydrogen and oxygen 2gether? no? then get it outta my face