DiscLizard

Director of Satire for Project 2026

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Trump Dance Origin?

https://t.co/z8xqT207y2

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@GovPressOffice Calling for the murder of the President again, Gavin?

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@davidaxelrod @Elex_Michaelson @CNN

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@GuntherEagleman @KBakilla I’m saving myself and letting the rest enjoy a taste of flame before they get to hell.

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@HunterBiden What about the laptop with images of you with photos of you & underage girls in compromising positions?

Are you gonna go on another televised rant about how to make Crack Cocaine?

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@Rothmus Nick Berg.

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@PokeTCGAlerts W

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@RepJeffries @grok put a sombrero on @repjeffries in his profile pic.

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@nicksortor Losing a seat in Congress is so easy, a caveman can do it.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Ban cousin marriage nationwide!

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@RepJeffries

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@stephenasmith None of the above.

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@tedlieu You are pathetic. Will TDS be all you’re remembered for or are we finally gonna hear about your Ed Buck hangouts?

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@JoeBiden @KeishaBottoms Don’t worry folks, “Joe Biden” will continue to be posting on this account for decades to come.

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@Ilhan Geez, don’t go starting World War 12 over it!

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@hashjenni Good. Ass gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

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@harryjsisson

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@GrageDustin @realimtan The case could be made that they are offering compensation for murder of a sitting President.

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@itsrosesm Yes.

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@harryjsisson Was Robert Mueller murdered? No.

Was he an abhorrent piece of shit? Absofuckinglutely.

STFU Harry.

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@donwinslow You’re rooting against America.

Go fuck yourself, Don.