Ashley Marie

no thanks

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

I constantly get mistaken for a teenager probably because I maintained the exact same look and attitude and interests since then

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

dad no!

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Can't stop thinking about "it's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business"

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

Calling it now MAGA pope

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Once I change literally everything about my appearance and personality, it’s over for you bitches

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

@shirtsthtgohard Omg laughing for real feels so good

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

100 gorillas vs 1 baby Hitler

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

I used to be so funny, before The Ordeal

[trash jones @jzux]

i could never defeat a gorilla in hand-to-hand combat because we'd start kissing

[garshmo @garshmo]

Kohl’s Cash is crypto

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

If we’re talking hypothetically anyways, I think I’d feel better killing a young adult Hitler.

[໊ @sonohoor]

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great i’m ugly too

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

@derogatory Oh yeah your theory about him you told me at hot topic

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

@derogatory Well obviously, just buy something

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

@derogatory Correct I love the problem

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

I’ll be there there’s ‘no such thing as not liking weed’ and then be standing in my kitchen repeating “we’re all going to be dead, we’re all going to be dead” over the most amazing turkey sandwich

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

Did a deep dive into the wiggles - they’re literally all sleeping with each other

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

@DailyNoud The think pieces based on this fake ass tweet are very interesting though

[Ashley Marie @disco__lemonade]

I’m sorry I’m not on here anymore anytime I’m compelled to be it’s to tweet something insane like I wonder what the purple Wiggle would look like with facial scruff