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sophia (she/her)

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Biig stretch!!!!

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I got banned from the dog park because my dog wouldn’t stop absorbing the life essence from the other dogs and leaving their emptied husks lying around

[PAUL @RAVENSCOON]

JUST LANDED IN FLORIDA WHATS GOOD

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

I FINALLY FOUND THE ORIGINAL 😭

[antonia @thebirthofvnus]

remember to be perverted AND kind

[julia @juumelo_]

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot

[yah⭐️ @777yah]

anti-consumerism final boss: girl who can't decide what to buy so she buys nothing

[ִֶָ @girl01101011]

When it’s Pinterest and music in bed time

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

Imagine hating me and I’m over here picking up objects with my toes.

[mau @rllydu]

hearing my boss’s footsteps coming so i put twitter down and stare at my screen like this

[selome hailu @selomeeeee]

it’s been deleted but i reference it, out loud, every single day.

[Titania @TitaniasRealm]

Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

[Tension.🐈‍⬛ @10sionnnn]

My mom be like “what happened to
yo lil friend” mom FUCK that hoe