cryptid

infj ~ leftist ~ existentialist ~ I am cringe, but I am free

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Boy math is never raising the minimum wage but still expecting Americans to keep up with the cost of living.

[Theia @localveggietabl]

me: I LOVE SLOW BURN
me when they actually slow burn:

[bug girl @buggirl]

raise ur hand if the late stage capitalism induced desperate craving for a sense of community and connection with other human beings is killing u!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

how beautiful girls pee

[WEIRD VAL @autismpills]

autistic all by yourself handsome?

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

is this a safe space

[cryptid @discocow1018]

KATHY GRIFFIN NOOOO

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

when you’re being mean to me just know this is who you’re being mean to …

[cryptid @discocow1018]

Well who’s gonna do one for the team and invoke their second amendment rights on these shits?

[cryptid @discocow1018]

Was the full moon supposed to bring diarrhea or?

[cryptid @discocow1018]

The question is who will be more orange

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

trump mugshot and pumpkin spice latte released tomorrow. an early autumn barbenheimer of sorts

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

trump mugshot and pumpkin spice latte released tomorrow. an early autumn barbenheimer of sorts

[cryptid @discocow1018]

“I’ve got narcissistic personality disorder. I’ve got Asperger’s.” You’re gonna have my foot up your ass next, neckbeard.

[cryptid @discocow1018]

“Forgive and forget” nah I want him to die horribly so I can beat the shit out of his mom at the funeral. Mf how’d you emotionally abuse me and look like this?

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[cryptid @discocow1018]

@totalbraindeath I can confirm. Orange kitten

[cryptid @discocow1018]

Mount Cuntmore

[cryptid @discocow1018]

I need to get off this hellsite… why’s everything 1000x worse on here