samantha jones

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

Shazam but for fragrances

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

I was JUST (I mean 36 hours ago JUST) discussing with a friend how great this late 90s/early 2000s genre of movies are

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

remember that movie where natalie portman was pregnant and living in a walmart

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

@TheCourtKim Say You’ll Be There by The Spice Girls 🥹

[Rue☆ 🇵🇸 @glowyruby]

I can’t explain it but this is how I think timothée chalamet and tom holland look at each other at red carpets

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

kind pissed goo goo muck is getting running up that hilled

[Blu Bone @Blu_bone]

I love when ppl actually bring the character to the vogue cuz this is the grinch

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

@YoOliveJuice Literally the best

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

@YoOliveJuice thank you friend! I’m living my Debbie Harry DREAM

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

didn’t go blonde for people to tell me they prefer my natural hair. I did this for me and only me. I feel hot as hell and that’s all that matters :)

[🖤 @anecalvodemora]

@mel_thegreat Nothing like a man so confident in his masculinity that he doesn't care about gender norms 😶

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, but if you see someone proudly living their truth, put your energy into praising and supporting THAT! not your irrelevant personal preference.

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

I’m so hot that I got in a wreck today and the fireman sent me a friend request on fb lol

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

@CjReyalp Ian slingin’ that hurricussy 😭

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

nothing in life is certain except hearing Phil Collins in the grocery story

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

@glitterbacteria :(

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

how am I just now unlocking the power of getting wine drunk on a weekday

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

@gratefuldirt when tf did this happen and why did I find out on TWITTER

[samantha jones @discocunt_]

apparently if you’re caught dead in your hometown on a weekday, everyone thinks your career failed and you moved back in with your parents