Francisco Eudave

💯 Satire

[Father Ferb @Ayyy_fernando]

me explaining to her why tanks and mustard gas was such a game changer

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Watched his girl get her ass played like bongos, ripped his shirt off like Hulk Hogan and ran like 2012 Adrian Peterson. I've never been this invested in a storyline in my life.

[🕷️ @reallest_]

Father stretch my bands.

[Trung @VietMarxist18]

Daily affirmations:
Im not chopped
I can get hoes
Money isnt everything
My fits are ok

[Francisco Eudave @discodancisco]

@InternetAphro Glad to see you’re still alive and tweeting

[Francisco Eudave @discodancisco]

@Esjarrr Never seen a dub like this all year, young bull

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[mays gilliam @djelzee]

ever since i saw this i was like “bro looks like somebody” and then it clicked…lmfao

[vince @vincestaples]

Cut granny off today.

[jæ @jaeharana]

i wonder if gorillas know how funny they are

[니가 | Genz ★彡 @SkyGenz]

I can never try to sound seductive, because I always feel like I’m this guy

[Bruce Wayne @BilionareWayne]

Dodgers just made a human sacrifice we might be cooked

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#real

[Francisco Eudave @discodancisco]

*Workers— I am embarrassed to let such a grammatical error slip through. It won’t happen again guys, I’m sorry

[Francisco Eudave @discodancisco]

The jig is up… I b dating healthcare working for free checkups

[Francisco Eudave @discodancisco]

You’re telling me I gotta do this shit all over again tomorrow?

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga that’s Mordecai

[stupid @ViagraPussy]

Here’s how to fake your own death to get out of an arrest warrant