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Mere angane mein tumhara kya kaam hai?👀
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[: D @Discodeewaani]

@Bornakang OH MY GOD SAME, AND I SAID NO COZ WTF FTAHSHWISK😔

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@BadPersonKing How did I end up here

[superficial doll 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @superficlaldoll]

catherine zeta-jones, monica bellucci and penelope cruz, 90's

[uno @whatahappycat]

fuck you and your classist propaganda against soanpapdi. i absolutely love soanpapdi, please gift me soanpapdi.

[: D @Discodeewaani]

Inventing a new idiom- "Parda sukhana" (to dry out curtains)

Meaning: Utterly useless/meaningless action

Thank you for this idea, #DiwaliKiSafaayi

[Karan @karannpatelll]

Raavan’s wife and sister were exposing their bodies, whereas all the women in Ayodhya were fully covered. That shows the danavs were progressive liberals and the manavs were regressive.

Surpanakha was roaming alone thousands of miles away from home. That's women empowerment.

[: D @Discodeewaani]

Ghar ka cylinder halka lagne laga hai🥳💃

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Lateral raises mein 7.5kgs se move on nahi ho pa rahi hoon bilkul ek ex ki tarah😔

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

The fastest way to be loved deeply by an avoidant man is to be his ex

[S 🌿 @ishqandinquilab]

indians looking at americans tonight

[: D @Discodeewaani]

Apun solitude ke peak pe pohoch gaya hai, idhar he ghar basaayega ab

[namasteFirst @namastefirst]

when you turn an indian market into a runway ✨

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Bhai I've been single for 4 years💃🥳

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How am I pulling off diamond pushups in my dreams? I can't even do a full normal one irl

[Dee @aakhiripastaaa]

hating PDA until it’s my turn

[soo washed @anubhav__tweets]

Jab Harry Met Sejal kitni bhi bakwas movie ho lekin gaane bilkul ek number diye the Pritam saab ne

[ara @dildaarara]

please stand in respect of the national anthem

[sunny v sharma @sunnyvsharma]

@Dr_Priyanka0 Tigers & lions in vantara eat moong daal khichadi 🤡

[: D @Discodeewaani]

Wish I would have met you at another place and time

[Constance bookish @ThebookishC]

Being a reader doesn't mean you'll always have the energy to read. Sometimes you'll spend 30 minutes choosing a book and then go to sleep.