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Apparently there's a contest with prizes going on right now. The answer to your dreams is marketing. Promotions positively pressure price performance. I wish Satoshi sent me a letter letting me know about Bitcoin in 2008. Please peruse potential prose: https://t.co/r7YhOPGRCg Marketing tips for anything: Compelling headline. i.e. [] did X price in Y days! What's in it for me? Benefits not features. Call to action. Limited time offer. People make decisions emotionally and then justify them logically. Emotion is prioritized over logic in most people. You have to tell them EXACTLY what you want them to do and why they should do it right now. Brain storm of of possible benefits & features, quite a extensive list really: Permissionless Begging permission and being a bitch to others that don't care about you. Censorship resistance Canadian truckers Wikileaks Operation chokepoint and chokepoint 2.0 Price Get rich Giving the little man a chance Removing middlemen Beating inflation Protecting your savings Having a uncorrelated asset Being early Limited supply Passive income Staking, LP, farming, time locking, Free money airdrops Derisking to stable coin without a bank account Tax efficiency, being able to get a loan easily online with no paperwork at all. You don't have to pay income taxes on money you borrow, so you could take loans instead of selling, without all the nasty paperwork. Beware, if the price moves against you, and you have to sell to cover, you may have a bad time. (WARNING I'm not an accountant and taxes are hard to understand, so act on these ideas at your own risk.) Use cases Replacing gold as store of value Getting around capital controls. List of countries with capital controls: Access to Funds in Crisis Situations: Emphasize the ability to access and use cryptocurrency even if traditional banking infrastructure is disrupted. International remittances (volume, exchange rates, fees) Reduces War, because wars are funded through inflation Financial inclusion Banking the unbanked and underbanked You ever notice how there's less and less ATMs every year? And less and less bank branches? Microfinance Financial Lifeline in Crisis: "Access your funds even when banks are closed or ATMs are empty." Environment No armored truck robberies. No giant bank buildings full of people sitting around No one dying mining gold Energy efficiency Efficiency The only thing that matters is goods and services everything else is just accounting. Crypto does accounting better. It's more transparent and more reliable. Reliability Trusting math over men Better uptime Your banks website has gone done. Your credit cards have stopped working occasionally. Systemic risks Decentralized systems may be less prone to catastrophic failures due to central points of failure. Business Very fast transactions Lower fees Access global markets Supply chain tracking and transparency (I don't like this one) You don't have to open a merchant account and you can't be charged back. Finality Fees Micropayments AI can use it Loyalty programs Affinity programs Incentive programs Affiliate Marketing Transparent, blockchain-based affiliate programs ensure fair compensation and reduce fraud. Identity You can login to things without making a new account, you can use the keys you already made to create a crypto address. If you login using a google or facebook password, and they turn off your account, you won't be able to login anymore. Availability Globally Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Security Time stamping Open source and transparent Disaster Recovery & Data Persistence Privacy Visa and Mastercard spying on you Visa and mastercard making everyone pay a few percent more Then know who your friends are because they know who pays for food next to you. Features Programmable money Industries it can impact Banking Offshore banking Payments Savings Stocks Tokenization of securities Funding Crowdfunding Prediction markets Margin trading Lending Gambling Lotteries Enhancing Voting Systems Blockchain can secure voting records, ensuring transparency and integrity in electoral processes. Streamlining Real Estate Transactions Tokenization and smart contracts simplify property transactions, reducing costs and increasing transparency. Unlocking Idle Capital DeFi platforms can put idle assets to work, allowing users to earn interest or provide liquidity, maximizing the utility of their holdings. Immutable Records for Legal Compliance and auditing Markets Liquidity aggregation Decentralized liquidity combined for centralized efficiency. Art, NFTs, royalties Machine-to-Machine (M2M) Transactions & IoT Integration Self-Sovereign Identity & Digital Reputation Decentralized Governance & Decision-Making I don't like all these, but many people do. One should take ones own advice. I want you to visit the website now and consider promoting what you care about or winning some easy prize money. Note: I don't have anything to do with the website or the promotion. I don't work for you, I have never worked for you and I will never work for you. It's a good thing everything works best that way! P.S. Most people's headlines truly suck. Ask yourself, what in this headline do I actually care about at? I think headlines based on potential murder headlines about features. A feature is not a benefit! 6 gigahertz processor is a feature. Loads games faster and gives you the edge of your opponents is a benefit. Translate features into benefits! Cryptocurrency is the best performing asset in this history of man kind and millions of people have made life changing wealth with it. Why invest in anything with less potential? Don't you deserve the best? Don't your kids? It's also good to include the risks that the volatility is wild, everyone is trying to part you from your private keys, scammers and centralized services, etc. Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. Past performance is no guarantee of future. Scammers also launch things that go to $0 on purpose or accident, even non scammers build things that fail entirely sometimes. Cutting edge technology sometimes makes you bleed. Imposter websites and fake bridges, with paid ads promoting them. Caveat emptor. P.P.S. Just buying ETH somewhere like Coinbase and then figuring out the bridge later enhances the chances someone gets their free wet instead of analysis paralysis and missing out. Too many options paralyzes people. Example get feet wet path: Get ETH at @Coinbase Install wallet, bridge, swap.

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@elonmusk Now do cookies in EU 🤣😆

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Currently working on pressuring some larger exchanges I've worked with to list $HEX and $PLS. Like RT and interact with this post to show them just how large this community is and how much a listing would mean to you all....

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@ZubyMusic I remember listening to the demo minidisc saying loud and clear etc it truly was - so much clarity - saying that it’s one thing I had sat in a draw for years not knowing was worth loads of money🤣