Lucy Meow

A peacock just vibin' round the zoo

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Jacob Elordi's mouth to chin ratio is kind of punchable

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Everyone so obsessed with y2k Yves Klein Blue will be Pantone colour of the year next year

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Thank god the handles on my ludicrously capacious bag broke before this current moment in time

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I just remembered that Trisha Paytas was in an Eminem video

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Young people scare me

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Why am.i allowed on the internet

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The solidarity of short women when the gakked shirtless man at the show tries to fight you so you all shout at him that he smells until he gets self conscious, blows a raspberry and leaves

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I love seeing groups of colleagues at the pub. Racist 55 year white man from finance be gossiping hardcore with the 25 year old gay EA wearing a Dua Lipa tshirt

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No one tells you when you start working in mental health that people who you've never met will have explicit opinions about your genitals that they'll voice at the top of their lungs in a public place

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My 85 year old grandma uses the upside down smiley face in the correct context and that's really special

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Bonnets are officially back and I've never been happier

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Someone needs to schedule Kanye pls

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I wanna see a Fleabag episode where the Queen dies but it's set at the British museum

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Okay but Vogue never got to do a "what's in the queen's handbag"

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Remember when the Notting Hill tote bag was the "it bag"

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Flea has always been hotter than Anthony Kedis change my mind

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Whoever did Kayla Itsines fiance's veneers needs to be reported to AHPRA

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TikTok thinks I'm an Irish lesbian nurse with bpd and a new baby but also perimenopause

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@janjijonny An iconic shoe

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I bought a pair of Vivienne Westwood pirate boots because I saw Kate Moss wear a pair of Vivienne Westwood pirate boots in 2005