Michael David

funny guy

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

Love will tariffs apart

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@arielxpink Have you considered doing a bad cover of like The Cure?

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

T shirt idea:
I like my politics the same as my rock- progressive 😎

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@podaboutlist the resemblance is literally insane

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@brainheadworst Yeah I think so

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@v_j_freeman Why would you (a stupid idiot) not simply assume (given her criminality) that she stole the bag?

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@Eretz_Nehederet @brettgelman Stupidest shit I have ever seen

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@blockedpartypod solemn and respectful RIP to a legend

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

Don’t need screen time monitor anymore now I just look at my phone until I start to cry

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@BreakingSadd Tfw your band’s median fan age is 16

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

[running into an old friend from high school] so what’s new with you these days are you still in high school

[70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifi]

1981 Joust poster art from the game’s actual designer, Python Anghelo

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@fruitcontent Why that guy mad?

[jo @thejoeydavis]

asmr

[Juggalo Jesus @da_porgy]

The only Israel I support is Hawaiian singer songwriter Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@BarackObama

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@SonyaShaykhoun She has a job wtf do you do

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@yesitsmyaccount Truckin pfft

[Michael David @discountcomedy]

@ChayaRaichik10 @GretaThunberg You read it wrong because you are stupid.