gorgon

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

egg thief!!!!!!!!!

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Did you sleep well?
Me:

[gorgon @discountlegend]

i want an app like goodreads but for reality tv shows

[gorgon @discountlegend]

trying to build up a cheese tolerance

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

dream blunt rotation

[gorgon @discountlegend]

mentally threatening the potato chip bag to not get stuck in the vending machine.

[gorgon @discountlegend]

i h8 boot lickin holidays

[gorgon @discountlegend]

pizza and wings are just vessels for blue cheese

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

blessing your timeline

[gorgon @discountlegend]

the bills are makin sundays scarier

[trash jones @jzux]

“you already told that story” oh so you hate recycling

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

confidently unemployed

[trash jones @jzux]

me lying to my doctor saying i drink 2-3 alcoholic beverages a week