certified culture critic (unpaid)

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tweeting like it's a group project i didn't ask for~~~~

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@Lanalbb @skinnyforlunch @wendywhaleiiam imagine saying this for TAYLOR SWIFT who has like 20 album tracks over 700M streams (more than Olivia's "singles")🤣🤣🤣🤣

And, no.

Having HITS is a big part of being a popstar.
Rihanna is a singles' artist, Ariana is, Gaga is.

None of them are "tiktok" acts livitard

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@olivrdrigo_ @wendywhaleiiam @skinnyforlunch the label is paying for Stupid Song and Drop Dead's radio release too🤣🤣
But even then, they are BOTH falling on the charts next week.

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@tscrazier what did they do tho?

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@Lanalbb @mangoeilish The way there are barely 3 other artist she "covers" besides Taylor☠️

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@housetourstan @mangoeilish it indeed says that olivia can't even cover a song by a non-vocalist☠️

And that's probably why she sounds horrible 9/10 times

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@mangoeilish @housetourstan so you're PROVING the point that nobody can sing a Taylor song as Taylor can🤣🤣

That is an achievement, making songs that can be "covered" by other people and sound better is probably the BIGGEST INSULT as an artist

[kaia @notkaia13]

because actions speak louder than words

[rosie ☁️ @tayvseal]

mentally prepping for a week of maga calling her Mrs Pfizer and the left saying it’s not enough

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@hill1452091 @ogbuffyz @getlacyback so she did nothing?🤣
Because her videos are STILL up.

LMAOOO

If you're gonna act all "oh i am an activist" atleast have the balls to not take money from those videos

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@hill1452091 @_tayonce_ @Undothedestiny6 @getlacyback more times than olivia rodrigo 100% LMAO
tell ur fav to post another story while taylor gets another trump account removed😂😂😂

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@hill1452091 @nowherenobxdy @usagiiiiilove @getlacyback 3 copyright strikes sent at the same time.
Olivia's songs are STILL up😂😂😂😂

In fact, she stayed SHUT when they used it on her album release week

[rosie ☁️ @tayvseal]

funny how on stan twitter it’s “stalking” if I read public articles and info about any of their faves and point out their own discrepancies + maga connections but it’s completely normal for them all to dig into Tay’s husband’s old friend’s adoptive father’s LinkedIn 😭

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

people were acting like she singlehandedly caused trumpism. idc what narrative swifties come up with bc y'all lost your damn minds

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@Ninamyfav Stupid Song: 33% local streams, #1 in 3 countries
The Cure: 29% local streams, #1 in 0 countries
Drop Dead: 29% local streams, #1 in 6 countries

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Opalite: 26% local streams, #1 in 12 countries

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The Fate Of Ophelia: 17% local streams, #1 in 38 countries

[caio* @mclr4n]

these likes omg.... all too well you will ALWAYS be famous

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

name a celebrity you think smells TERRIBLE

[. @espressoriana]

Taylor Swift’s ring comes with a man who actually loves & respects her and doesn't humiliate her all the time in public 😭

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

@thegrudgedelrey @heatedlemonade LMAO
had to add the "gen z" coz we know ur fav is not #1 overall and never will be, especially as long as a certain someone exists😂😂

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

damn imagine singing SO HORRIBLY that ur fanbase brings up age and keeps moving goalposts😂

Taylor can bodyslam this bitch coz she made the original song unlike this dying goat☠️

The way even a "basic taylor song" is THIS challenging for her to sing

[:⁠0 @notXbutTwt]

mind you this was the full cover probably in her 13-14 years old self

and one thing is for sure she can definitely sing a basic taylor song and made it like her own…. can taylor fight?

[certified culture critic (unpaid) @discourseengine]

It was definitely funny and iconic at the time but a part of it is rooted in misogyny.

Portraying the women as "crazy" or "over the top" on the thumbnails to attract the incels and essentially make a subtle mockery of the song.

Notice how it was mostly a female artist too☠️

[Ben @bentolate]

These were dark times