Neighborhood Statistic

A letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A company in Mexico rescued an orange stray cat and decided to hire him.

They named him Engineer Miauricio and gave him the title of Emotional Support Director. His responsibilities are smiling at coworkers, gently meowing and walking around the office.

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

Still thinking about the year I spent the Holy Week holidays eating crackers with cream cheese while watching Monty Python. God looked upon me and thought it was good.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

When you're craving something fatty and unhealthy, but the only thing in the house like that is you.

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

EARPHONE FOUND, long live the brave folks at maintenance.

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

Luck has blessed me. One of my earphones just slid out of my ear, bounced on the floor of the opening elevator, and popped clean into the crack between elevator and floor. I’m on my knees.

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

Building maintenance will attempt to retrieve the earphone tonight. May strength, courage, and 20/20 vision be theirs.

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

Don’t sail when the Coast Guard says No. It is not a sound gamble, and you will rue it when the waves break your vessel and you find yourselves without recourse. The sea is indifferent to your safety; you shouldn’t be. Water will possess what is offered freely. #amejara

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

Feel bad for dudes with big hips.

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

In a corporate event where all of us are in suits or blazers, swapping business cards and laughing pleasantly at unfunny anecdotes. I hate us.

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

Struggling to make it through the last day of the workweek, GIVE ME MY HOLIDAYS!

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

I don’t know how I managed to drink as much as I used to but damn. This is the first AMCI Party I went home sober, with just three beers and two shots of tequila to my name. #youreold

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

Guys. It’s just showbiz garbage.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Feels Accomplished After Finishing Holiday Weight Gain Early
https://t.co/TRrzi855ku

[Jenny King @jennyalaking]

This made me laugh. 😂🤘🏻

[Neighborhood Statistic @discreetbeer]

Well a big fuck you to all of us, I guess.

[The Philippine Star @PhilippineStar]

The Department of Transportation (DOTr) has failed to secure a budget for the rehabilitation of the Light Rail Transit (LRT) Lines 1 and 2 that would have benefitted the 435,000 Filipinos who ride the railways every day. https://t.co/JA49cD4Xyt

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dying Gazans Criticized For Not Using Last Words To Condemn Hamas https://t.co/pshItr0uUS

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

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[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

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