disha

just cataloguing my jokes and thoughts (I have a lot of both)

[disha @dishapaintment]

A short anthalogy of me matching with every auto I've been sitting in this past week

[disha @dishapaintment]

I'm so here for SZA as a bug! 🐛 🐝

[disha @dishapaintment]

Is the sky into butts or boobs?

I thinks butts
Because it's an आस–मान

[disha @dishapaintment]

disrespected on girlfriend day

[disha @dishapaintment]

@dramatickles I'M SO AMUSED

[disha @dishapaintment]

So there was this driver and he was wearing a very obviously fake fur coat

He was not a chauffeur, he was faux fur

[disha @dishapaintment]

@fakir_saheb 💀💀💀💀

[disha @dishapaintment]

My ex boyfriend was a bus driver and when I wanted an argument to end id just say

Bas, stop

[disha @dishapaintment]

When people eat Vietnamese food the sound they make is NamNamNam

[disha @dishapaintment]

What do you get when you breed a banana

Banana bread

[disha @dishapaintment]

My friend from nepal said she was doing a bulk and cut, as a sexist I said

Kath-man-du

[disha @dishapaintment]

Diplo went on record to say he only buys politically neutral furniture, so logically his rugs are the most neutral

Diplo-mat

[disha @dishapaintment]

@nikkiballal Deceased

[disha @dishapaintment]

Zudio is now the male equivalent of Forever 21

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[David Faciane @davidfaciane]

The best part of these Pete Davidson stories is they always pair an absolutely flawless photo of the girl with a shot of him that looks like he just got caught dumpster diving behind an Arby's.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Yes babe you have bpd. Beautiful princess disorder

[disha @dishapaintment]

sitting in a dentists chair feels exactly like sitting in front of a principal after you fucked up at school fr fr

[disha @dishapaintment]

just realised if I do any household chores just slightly wrong enough, my dad will sigh and tell me to go to my room and will do it himself

life = hacked

[Eric Kripke @therealKripke]

Welcome to the fam, @JDMorgan. We’re all SO PSYCHED to have you!! (This pic is from #Season4, now shooting)

#TheBoys #TheBoysTV @TheBoysTV @PrimeVideo

[disha @dishapaintment]

During a ceremony before his wedding my friend Ram looked like a snack

Haldi ram