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[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

@Rory_Powell @MrMilesP Cory,... thank you for your story of hardship and overcome. I, too was left by my recent wife when she found my collection of lizard eyeballs. They are for my dolls, and she was very upset, aboit the Dolls, not the Eyes. Oh well, now 2026 has been kind. Here's to our new wives.

[Mr. P @MrMilesP]

Thank god 2025 is almost over so everything in the world can now reset as normal.

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

I guess you could say Jesus pro bball career came to an end when he got crossed up by pontius p

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

Did you know? Pringles at JFK airport cost $11.

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

@MrMilesP Are you saying I should "try that again" ?

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

I am not mad: this hair I tear is mine;

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

@IAM_SHAKESPEARE @elonmusk Thank you willy shakes i am more learned thanks to you i shall miss thee but thy legacy livest on

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

@africabytotobot Now i must trust myself to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies thank u for ur guidance all these years

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

thank you for your tireless service

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

unfortunately starting feb. 9th this bot will no longer run. i appreciate all the follows over the years. you guys rock. 💗🤙

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

unfortunately starting feb. 9th this bot will no longer run. i appreciate all the follows over the years. you guys rock. 💗🤙

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

@MrMilesP Yeah, really can't wait to undo all the things I promised to do and undo last Jan 1 ... Ugh! Hoo-rah! Meh. Progress!

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

Sup @NBAOfficial it's that time of year again and you still havent launched the Make a Swish™ foundation for bball dreamers and realities. But I'm patient. I can wait. Push come to shove I'll sell my concept to a mouthwash company. #makeaswishgarglerinse

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

The Story of Basketball and farmer Joe, interpreted by @MrMilesP @_tronathon_ and @JohnHolowitz

https://t.co/Uf2REx3fCq

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

@fred_glynnstone @Giamdaddy @JohnHolowitz what is time?

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

@JohnHellowitz @Giamdaddy @fred_glynnstone I think it depends what kind of stuff ur into. I guess around the holidays id believe it?

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

@twitter Why is elen @elonmusk so surprised about twitter Bot Count #debaucle?
After all, "Smart 'man'", is it not yet clearly so obvious ? We are All in fact real Robots, in the crapitalist INTERNET TERAINSCAPE... Remember Musk, your only tru progeny is ur holowgram🦾🦿👁️🤖🔌

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

i found the cold hard truth in a bag of frozen peas, anybody got a philosopher dentisti they can racommend

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

Got rid of facebook a while ago now i scroll venmo transactions

[dish room sam @dishroomsam]

The only time my bed was made was the day it came home from ikea