Eating your Buttsalot

libby liberal making liberal tweets

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

He never ONCE clarified that he WASN’T doing a “nazi salute btw.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason they call me a Nazi is to encourage people to murder me

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

Trolls in the replies. It’s because of Jean zippers in the washer and dryer.

[M @7tingxxs]

Why do all my friends have these small holes on shirts, who knows the reason??

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

I know this trend turned into “glorpo from glorpo’s world” but this is one of my absolute favs.

[cheyenne 🍉 @matter_twt]

never understood what jim was going for with this one

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@realWilltwenter @Schaffrillas heavy agree

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@Schaffrillas I mean COME ON man

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@nymfaerie @Schaffrillas FUCKKK YOU RIGHT

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@Schaffrillas I’ve been waiting for this…

Anthem- Chess
Act One Finale- Urinetown
Till We Reach That Day- Ragtime
Just for Tonight- Operation Mincemeat
Tomorrow Belongs to Me (Reprise)- Cabaret
Something About That Boy- Back to the Future

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

Make it 10.

[Trolley Game @trolleygame_]

DAY 5: The trolley is now headed for a cute little puppy. By pulling the lever, the trolley switches paths and kills five billionaires.

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@mrshcake I want you in my life @mrshcake

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@aswn00 I want you.

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@matter_twt OH YOU-

I literally scrolled past this before it hit me like a ton of bricks.

Bravo.

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@fuckdro @doggyspinkpills how do you know bro

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@fuckdro I have a weird question can I dm? (not a scam lol)

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@evitabway Where’s his apology?? I didn’t see anything besides him being like “I did thank my people”

Fuck these producers bro

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@Johnmartin764 Yo I like dudes but damn this shit is gay as fuck

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@laufbin honestly the gay message doesn’t read at ALL. like besides one off lines that are like “it’s okay to be gay” the show isn’t about queerness at all. it’s just marketing slop

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@Schaffrillas I saw it on the west-end. It ain’t for us. It’s for old people. The old heads I was surrounded with LOVED it. Some jokes got me but it was mostly blah. But I appreciate what it does for other people.

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

Guys I’m attending the Tony Awards this year. How do I get invited to an after party…

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@orphyaas Is there any sort of discount ticket? I happen to be in NYC and i’m hoping to find something around $300

[Eating your Buttsalot @dishwasher366]

@austinpeters776 @Jenurbarlyalive can i dm lowkey