May Tag

7 tweet warranty

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Getting into and out of bed somehow are the two hardest things every day

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Homie eating og yellow box cheerios straight outta the box on the train rn

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The birds chirping ... Fuck

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My 10 beer plan turned into 4 beers 3 tequila shots 4 mixed drinks and 2 unnamed concoctions

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Everyone thinks their a fashion influencer today

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Oh to be a cloud

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"Stay saucy"
"May the sauce be with you"

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Just saw a labubu with a shiesty

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A perfectly cooked piece of bacon is god tier

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@mb_rgjr You might be a hater (lowkey)

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Just walked past some great npcs

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The I beam really goated

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Celtics hate ethical basketball

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I promise I won't bet on the Knicks game 6

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Most insane throwback I've seen in a minute

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Which means I learn from (make friends with) the most drunk person in my vicinity

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I always try to be an exceptional drunk person

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Why am I wear my big ass winter jacket in the middle of april

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Having a backup camera does not necessarily make you better at backing up

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Microwaves must emit antigravity waves too the way these 2 minutes are taking an eternity

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Mercedes rims on the jetta