ugly kermit

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

we need a goth president

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@daveleedwnundr Blocked and reported, you’re a sick, sick, man. Come say that to my face and see what happens, you pig.

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

I’m doing advanced level bits with my new hires at work that will take months to be funny if they ever are

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@GH0c7l7pmn47kas Smoked fish is popular in Michigan’s upper peninsula, fresh caught from the Great Lakes.

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@emmma_camp_ Crisis Zone by Simon Hansemann is really the definite covid piece, nothing else compares.

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@JasonBassler1 They are absolutely not going to grant a fee waiver, and a FOIA request of this size is going to cost around $10,000 or more. This isn’t really an actionable suggestion unless you have significant financial support.

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@SnapAgainThanos @overrated_sec They already tried that once. It didn’t go so well the first time.

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@ecto_fun keep miss piggy’s name out of your fucking mouth

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

party rock defines our empty life. we have nothing outside a good time

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@thelawshorts So he’s more capable at sucking dong and eating ass than me? Send me his number.

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@stylishdawg I’d probably leave too if some dumbfuck tech douche was monitoring my every move and judging me.

[Rob Ripley @rbripley]

Happy Labor Day

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@dsware123 Jerking two cocks at once to a song about gay sex

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@jmurffff Brady’s rules. Great dive bar. The Buffalo wings there are the best in the city.

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@mit_ide this ad was made by asking AI what it would look like if a diverse team of scientists invented the hot dog

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Joe Biden should post hog as soon as the results are in

[ugly kermit @dishwashersnake]

@mchooyah You want young boy concubines?

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It’s so beautiful how much Hank Hill loves Halloween. Halloween goes beyond right or left, religious or non-religious, it’s an American right to get spooked