King of EPA

I/Am/Him

[King of EPA @disidrobruh]

I took my grad pics 6 months after I graduated so you can only imagine how much I procrastinated during college 😅

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🤯🇬🇷 A MASTERCLASS PERFORMANCE FROM ARMANDO ‘HORMIGA’ GONZALEZ TODAY. 🔥👏🏼

⏱️ 41’ - Goal ⚽️
⏱️ 51’ - Goal ⚽️
⏱️ 68’ - Assist 🅰️

The Mexican striker received a standing ovation as he was involved in all three of Olympiacos’ goals.

[stars⛓️🗝️ @BigGengarFan04]

She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique

[El Campeonísimo @Gaspar_Sparco]

Que me los preste

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

she left you on read for 5 minutes, lewandowski scored 4 goals in that same time

[elektra @elektraslaw]

how can you be bored when there's a career to build, a body to transform, a mind to sharpen, and a future to chase.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

Fact

[Migue @sinbuenostuits]

Pregúntale a ChatGPT cómo te verías si no fueras pendejo.

[Evolving Eric 💫 @evolving_eric]

Don’t lose Hinata chasing Sakura

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

i saw this image framed in a Mexican restaurant

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

I cannot stress this enough: LIE to your COWORKERS. Not about the work. About your life.

[Pritika @pritika_9]

One of the best things about getting in shape is how good a basic T-shirt and jeans start to look. The physique is 90% of the outfit.

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Guillotines.

[gabriella @gabiidomiin]

sex is a very intimate and sacred act

your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes Pumas de la UNAM

[the hero @midwestgothic]

killing the spider for your gf is less an act of love than it is malicious, blind subservience. she commands you to kill a lesser, neutral being because it makes her feel fear and disgust. she can’t comprehend the utility of the common house spider in maintaining natural order.

[zen @zentwo0]

I cannot overstate how crucial it is to lie to your coworkers

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

mfkers rape children on private islands and then tell everyone "communism is a mortal threat"

[Jaina @Jainadave_]

Not gonna lie, all I been wanting to do lately is go to the gym, make money, hit my protein goals, sleep and stay away from drama.