Terminally Illmatic

Creator/Destroyer | Jaywalker | Shit-Talker | #NewYorkForever

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@emilyagain The hanging Metro Cards is what brings it together.

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@emilyagain Best show ever.

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@imbobseger Oh man, I put it off too because I felt I wasn’t ready. I can’t believe its been 7 years!

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@MisterVengeance Hopefully not long.

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What the fuck happened to Twitter?

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@marakusensei He’s basically a 4chan incel with a shit ton of money.

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#Overheard “Which one of these cocktails is your favorite to make?” Followed up by “Wasn’t sure if there’s a fun one.”

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This dude at the bar just introduced himself to me as Buffalo and I’m beginning to rethink where I live.

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Tom Thibodeau gets everything he can out of his players. Just like he does his hairline. #NYKnicks

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If I hate other millennials for anything, it’s the amount of times they made me listen to Panic At The Disco.

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I decided to join the “community notes” team on this horrible app a couple of months ago and now I get asked to “vote” on some of the worst tweets imaginable.

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Okay internet, let me know where I can get the “Harry Potter, Obama, Sonic The Hedgehog” shirt I just saw.

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Homie at work told me he likes to dip his pizza in ketchup so I had to politely ask if he’s a terrorist.

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Just found sriracha in the bar bathroom. And this place doesn’t serve food.

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Bring back tweeting via SMS you cowards.

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@alisonleah Well I’m glad someone said it.

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@ohhoe Lol yeah I was gonna say, that doesn’t look like it would taste good regardless.

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The CEO of twitter is so painfully unfunny.

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The addition of songs added to still photos on instagram makes me feel like I’m on myspace.