sarcasticboy69_

student ❤❤

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@naseeli_aankhen 69

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@ur_ishanii im

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@sukhxsandhu 1st 🙈🥵

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@Rish_quotes Yhhh jldi kro 🥵😂🙈

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@Shrey_AS_ingh10 such to ye h koi nhi set hota 😑😒

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@recker__smriti beshram 😜

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🍁 AFTER OYO 🍁

She :- Na chero hame ham
sataye huye hai

Unase g@nd maraye huye hai 😂😂

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🍁 AFTER BREAKUP 🍁

https://t.co/yifJ57kblN :- Mai fulo ki rani vo
baharo ka sahjada

32 ki kamr ko 36 ka karke
chala gya haramjada 😏😏

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Gf :- tumne kiya hi kya hai mere liye

Bf :- tumhari yad me subaho sham bitaye

hai tumhare Boob's ko chus chus ke musammi se aam banaye hai 🍁🤤

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He :- ek kiss kar lu ??

She :- condom laye ho ?

he :- kiss krne me condom ki kya jarurt

She :- kiss ke bad jo tumara lavda khda
hoga uspar 2021 ka calendar tangoge

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gf :- chehara itna kyo ragad rahe ho

Bf :- Chehara ragadne se gora hota hai

gf :- Ragadne se agar gora hota

to tumhare chehre se jada

gora tumhara lavda hota 😂

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Jab She meat :- oo

Jab She left :- OO

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She :- Aaj mai bahut khush hu 😂

Best friend :- kya hua ??

She :- Finally i am not vergin

Best frirnd :- Full Hd me proof bhejo 😜

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She:- 200 lungi hil hil ke maja dungi

He:-100 lo mai khud se jor laga lunga

she:- 100 bhi rakhle apne
hath se hila le 😜

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कुछ रिश्ते इसलिये भी
टूट जाया करते है

वो उसकी लेना चाहता है लेकिन
वो देने के लिए तैयार नही होती || 😂🍁

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Friend :- bhai pahle mai bahut kamjor tha

Me :- Fir ??

Friend :- Padosan ne kaha ki dudh piya karo
Ab padoshan kamjor hai 🍁😒

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He:- 2 inche ki gahrai
2 minutes ka mazaa 🤤

She :- 2 bund girane par
9 mahine ki sazaa 💦😒

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friend's :- Bhai to udash kyo baitha hai

Me:- Bhai jis din pyar aur sharab adat
ban jaye na ush din Zindagi ke

LAVDE lagne SHURU ho jate hai ||🍁😑

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tapa tap tapa tap
tapa tap tapa tap 🤤💦

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She- Babu kal tumhe gift me milega 🍁