Disi.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

i really do think you gotta show a man that you’re crazy like once to do a temperature check. & then reel it back in & go back to being sweet. but he gotta know you got that DOG in you fr.

[☆J9☆ @shawn_notsean]

Always wondered what that prettty babe was doing with him anyway...😭😭😭😭....lakini mnatakanga aje you know damn well wewe ni mamba( no shade😭) you secure a baddie who likes you and supports your bullshit comedy ( never made me laugh btw) and you still play her.

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

idk how y’all be having rosters these niggas suck

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

I will marry a man who treats me like he’s waited his whole life to find me.

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Admitting hujui kitu is a sign of intelligence that people mistaken with stupidity

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Another form of consideration is checking if other people are fine in a picture before posting

[𝒈𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂.💋ྀིྀི @gemma_xo10]

truth or dare as a game is so funnyyy. what makes you think im telling a bunch of strangers the truth?😭

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Don't let someone lie to you, academic validation is sweet like mad!

[Chef Ore💜 @_b_haleemat]

Document your life mehn, you don’t even have to post it.

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.

[Toyoisrich🌸✨ @_symplytoyo]

Apparently you can’t even say you’re hungry in talking stage anymore 😭 they’ll think you’re billing…but I’m actually hungry.😂

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑™🕷️ @shemadcute_]

when i buy new toiletries i get so excited to bath.😭

[miia @miiagarro]

always assume a man is lying

[Omalicha💫 @OluchiAnnabelN]

The trick to having random unaware videos is having friends who love you.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[Lebo💋 @RelebogileeM]

One thing about me I will delete your number.

[777 @dessszn]

at night it’s me & tiktok against the mf world

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.