𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒉😾

respect my authoritahhh!!!

[𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒉😾 @orpaaah]

So I learnt Atoti for NOTHING?😭

[𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 @anne_alyst]

your lack of personal purpose is causing your romantic obsessions btw

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Watu wa 9-5 wakitokea job Leo 😭😭😭

[The fine solicitor 👨‍⚖️ @Njoroge_B_K]

You get divorced because of being broke but still share your hard work proceeds after finally being on the map.😂eey jameni simps

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

In your twenties there may be love. It's very important to ignore this love and pursue a Masters instead.

[wanjiku🩷 @_inmylmnt]

Early bird tickets used to be 1500

[𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒉😾 @orpaaah]

Me everytime I'm being blow-dried 😭kukaza tu haga

[𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒉😾 @orpaaah]

The concept of people not getting hangovers is so unreal to me😭

[Fatima @fahmednn]

When you find someone who is a mix between deep thinker and weird and easily shifts from brain rot jokes to deep talks

[ᵂᴬᴺᴶᴵᴿᵁ ✪ @wanmillishit]

Got welcomed to Nairobi 🤣🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙

[Elkanah Mbaka 🇰🇪 @ElkanahMbaka]

This is the trailer😂wameniconvince

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

🇰🇪 Driving in Nairobi already gives me anxiety without people carelessly endangering our lives by using the wrong lane and obstructing traffic.

If we all become active citizens, we can stop this behavior. It’s up to you

[muliii @muliwithanm]

Being broke and not expecting a single coin from anywhere is a different type of pain

[𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒉😾 @orpaaah]

@guy123_g Charlie kirk video

[𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒉😾 @orpaaah]

Heri wanipake mafi kuliko simu iende nitaoga

[𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒉😾 @orpaaah]

I can’t even ignore it peacefully 😭

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

stalking my own account every time someone follows me to see what they see

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid

[Miss Pink Panther 💕 @therealbbratz]

I love being a bm my bd might have cheated my whole pregnancy he might fuck other bitches from time to time & disrespect me but ima keep fucking him cause I carried his child u bitches could never take my spot u see how stupid I sound ? That’s how stupid yall bitches be sounding!