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[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[RotoWear @RotoWear]

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[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Stunning from all angles. 🤩

[Doug McKain @DMAC_LA]

We'll forget this Super Bowl by Tuesday, but they'll be talking about the Dodgers World Series win over the Blue Jays until the end of time.

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

The 49ers signing up players for their playoff run:

[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

In the end of the day. It’s always about love. And giving back. This will be my final giveaway. All items are sold out.

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[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

The Los Angeles Dodgers have announced a multi-year agreement with Habit. Habit will have a concession stand in the Centerfield Plaza at Dodger Stadium beginning with the 2026 regular season.

[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

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[Sierra @sebastiansi3rra]

B2B WS CHAMPIONS HOODIE BY ME 💙🐶
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[Sierra @sebastiansi3rra]

2025 LAD WS CHAMPIONS TEE BY ME ⚾️💙
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[erin @jjwmvp]

me when my favorite player does the job he’s getting paid millions of dollars to do

[Sierra @sebastiansi3rra]

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[YFK 友 @YourFriendKyle_]

When I'm in a pop out competition & my opponent is the Los Angeles Dodgers

[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

IF THE DODGERS WIN TONIGHT
I WILL BE GIVING AWAY WORLD SERIES TICKETS.

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[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

IF THE DODGERS WIN TONIGHT
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DROPPING THIS TEE TONIGHT AS WELL IF THEY WIN. PRE MADE AND WILL BE SHIPPED ON TIME FOR THE WORLD SERIES.

[Running From The OPS @OPS_BASEBALL]

The Dodgers in the Postseason

[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

Alright yall ima double it

If dodgers win today I’ll give away $1k + this tee I designed last year

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[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

If dodgers win today I’ll give away $500 + this tee I designed last year
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[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Good night, LA. 💙