Dan Islas

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[Dan Islas @dislas241]

The average funeral in 2016 cost 2 to 4 thousand dollars. Cremation 695. I can't even afford to kill myself.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@HollyMontford text me!

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

Man, what the fuck.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@lordsear stay up stakcheddah, shits rough. Prayers go out to you and your fam.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@AllOutShow needs to play that control machete - comprendes mendes. #CincoDeMayo

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

We waited 5 years for that... #underwhelmed #MayPac

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@DJWhooKid #niggaplaythat pac-man bruh

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@lordsear google my dude, cmon now stakcheddddaah.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@lordsear the Crimson chin
@rude_jude Frodo baggins.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@d_skies_me saved that qt napkin for you.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

Chick's that are younger than me with more than 3 kids. "Dashiki was born pregnant foo."

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

The Chicago Bears drafted kevin white, at wide receiver. Who the fucks gonna throw to him? #NFLDraft2015

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

She said baby, without i have nothing...i said that's not true babe..you have the clap. You're Welcome.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

You ever been so high that..wait...did you guys hear that?

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@vapeofspades i can't find any Dolce online. 30 ml that is. Hook a brotha up? #vapelife

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@AllOutShow fuckin' Mike.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

I was on my way to buy Christmas presents... but then I got high.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@d_skies_me Columbus, Ohio.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

@d_skies_me no just bored.

[Dan Islas @dislas241]

What's happenin'?