Daniel Dislers

Stuff. Wasting time monitoring BBQ temps for 10 hours at a time, drinking too many IPA's and stalking Steam sales. Tweets are my own.

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@carlonizeti Amazing there's any Surf's left in Japan to photograph, I thought we imported all of them.

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@carlonizeti @SubaruAustralia Oooooh sheeeeet! I've been hanging out for a decent sized EV SUV for the wife, Hyundai dropped the ball with limited Ioniq 5 release, and Model Y is pipe dream, this could be a winner!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day, again, is 'lalochezia' [lallo-key-zia]: the relief of stress, anxiety, pain, and frustration through swearing.

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@ashkbne Saw this on FB, pretty much nailed it for me.

[Australian Conservation Foundation @AusConservation]

When your emissions reduction minister pumps up one of Australia's largest fossil fuel companies at a global conference for tackling climate change, and lets them be centrepiece of your nation's display... Looks like the Simpsons predicted the future again! #COP26 #auspol

[Michael Rowland @mjrowland68]

Making a mental note to never place myself in a situation where I have to be interrogated by Scott Robertson. He’s is…rather good at his job. #ICAC

[Patrick T Campbell @Not2Late4u]

Our global competitive intelligence team has an opening for a Sr Strategic Tech Marketing Engineer. This is a great opportunity to join our team and play a significant role in helping our sales teams close more deals. #team #opport…https://t.co/J1WoNHSs9W https://t.co/qLmuZRCMrE

[Kees Baggerman @KBaggerman]

Here you go: https://t.co/sgxEmjLCS4 @nutanix @citrix #NextConf Providing the best of breed solution!

[Nutanix Inc. @nutanix]

Once again, #Nutanix delivered outperformance across all guided metrics in Q4, along with record ACV billings and revenue. A fitting end to a great year of execution on both strategic and financial initiatives. $NTNX #NTNX https://t.co/wTe0ww6FKG

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@ssharwood What's the correct response to that Eastasia jab? I'm going with *laughs in abject horror*

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@cpjones44 @Microsoft 'i wonder if they can make windows phone sexy again...' - jones probably

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@cpjones44 'Ah well here we go again, "Cameron Ogilvie".'

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@C_Law79 @ccstockwell Ye Olde LPB's. I despised you with every fibre of my being.

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@DanMoz thanks I hate it

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

Nutanix LCM team at it again! Makes me wonder what I could have spent time doing 20 years ago when I first started as a sysadmin with no maintenance chewing up my weekends. Something about idle hands and the Devil's playthings no doubt. https://t.co/XOmlhIYuM9

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

@DanMoz Post cycle bevvy?

[Kees Baggerman @KBaggerman]

I had a blast recording this with @AngeloLuciani and @aarondelp, one of my favorite topics right now: @citrix VAD(S) on @Nutanix Clusters 💪🏻

[ThinkXpert @ThinkXpert]

💡 THINKXPERT EPISODE 11 IS HERE!

Learn from seasoned #lenovo customer and #NutanixNTC @hdex about his experiences using @Nutanix and how this has enhanced his way of working.

Watch now: https://t.co/sMG98CMRwv

#HCI #ThinkXpert #CustomerStories

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

I'm 90% sure that's a Dyson stick vacuum beside the PC as well I notice. This poor rig has been absolutely man handled by @DanMoz. RIP

[Daniel Dislers @disler]

#HXpert