Dispatch Momma ✨

She needed a hero so that's what she became. 💫

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

I really love when officers come in and say “ok, story time.” Yes please, give me all the juicy details of these calls 🙌🏻

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

@moonskye3 Thank you!

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Welp just turned in my resignation letter to my part time job. Finally realized my mental health was more important than the small paycheck I was bringing home.

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

@passthemic911 Thank you!

[Caffeine & Sass @caffeine_n_sass]

PSA:
If you’re an officer & you complain you can’t get more good dispatchers don’t treat the ones who actually do well like crap. That’s why they leave.

[Payton☤🦥 @oSoChick757]

Interrupt my naps and I'll interrupt your breathing. 🤷🏻‍♀️💁🏻

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

@passthemic911 We have people call for another state all the time. We just always tell them what state we are in and everyone says “ohhhh” and then hangs up. 😂

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

I’ve said this before but I love calling jurisdictions in other states and they are just as nice as can be. Pretty much anyone I call in my state has a 98% chance of being a total bitch 🤣

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Our shitty aco was suspended this morning. I got Mexican brought to me for lunch. Ice cream this afternoon and then we had a prisoner run out the back door and then flee leading to a pursuit. Honestly it’s been a great day. 😂

[𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 🫠 @annoyedispatchr]

What it's like working with me.

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Nothing quite like your phone dying therefore causing your alarm to not go off therefore not waking up for work. 🙃

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Kahlua and ice cream is the perfect combo 🥰

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

I’ve been “reading” a magazine article for over an hour now. It’s only 5 pages long...
And yet at the same time I fly through books like crazy. But really can you blame when when the article is about employee satisfaction and staffing? 😩

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Feel craftsy tonight! My daughter’s school is doing Dr. Seuss day tomorrow so I made fish for her and her three cousins. The four of them will be “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.” The fish have pipe cleaners so I can wrap them around their ponytails. So proud of myself🥳

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Finished day 4 of a 7 day stretch. Today was an 8hr but tomorrow goes back to my normal 12s. My body is not made for this. 😩😭

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

@moonskye3 Oh he knows all about my addiction 😂

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Deputy just yelled up the hallway “Ive got your drugs!” and handed me a bag of different flavored k-cups. I’m now slightly less bitchy.

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

@moonskye3 I mean your not wrong but there could be soo many worse things to be addicted too 😂

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

My work view 📖 ☕️

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Caller: “Now I ain’t saying he stole it but he was here and now my gun came up a missing!”

[Dispatch Momma ✨ @dispatch_momma]

Other dispatcher on the phone : “Your calling to say an OFFICER stole your firearm?”
Me absolutely dying on the other side of the room.