dispatcher B

High maintenance 911 dispatcher. I like the word fuck. Photographer #iam911 #nightshiftaf Jeep & Husky lover. ❤️🖤💛🖤💙

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

You probably shouldn’t threaten people who work for the sheriff’s department with the sheriff’s department.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

@blumaeby2 Thanks love. They all get to suck a bag of dicks.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

You open up about being happy and people come out of the woodwork to put you down. 😔🙄

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

Unit just used coitus on the radio. It’s a full moon. I’m 10-8 from life. ☠️☠️☠️

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

@dispatchnewbie Exactly! My favorites are the ones that smooth the face and make your eyes pretty. Like giiiiirl, who are you trying to kid?

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

I can’t trust people that can’t post a picture of themselves without a filter.

[Legit Britt 🌮 @LegitBritt__]

I pity the fool who thinks I’m going to chase them.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

I just spent almost the entire shift Facebook creeping to find an identity of a guy who gave us a false one. My brain is completely fried.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

Uhh dispatch is gonna be 10-6 because we’re crying over this week’s episode of 911.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

@911_4_that Sadly I’ve spoken up again and again. This time they are realizing but now I wonder if it’s too late.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

Sometimes you meet people in life that were meant for you. Sometimes you find yourself waiting for them to realize it.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

Because I struggle so hard with being the bigger person.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

If they give up on you that's on them.

Remember that.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

Sometimes the hardest tests in life are being bigger than the screenshots in your phone.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

It’s always funny the way people act when they are bitter.

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

“I’d like to report my muffler stolen. It fell off in the Wendy’s parking lot and when I came back to get it, it was gone.”

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

Deputy just showed me the video of the gymnast breaking both legs. I’m pretty sure the wind was knocked clear out of me! 😷

[dispatcher B @dispatcher_b]

Day 2 of eating clean and I’m craving pancakes. 😭