Incredible hulk

im an incredible sex machine green, mean and bursting at the seems

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@GreenGoblinTITS i got 4 fingers up your mum last night, and youve seen the size of mine #canyonfanny

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@GirlNextDoorMJ ever considered dying your hair green, think you would look stunning

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@Imogen_Thomas i think you would look lovely in green #justsaying

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Might spend a week in barbados, get a tan, lovely shade of pomona will do fine

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Went for a round the world trip , swam the whole way only took me 3 days, #justsaying

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@joshuagates how do you like my footprint, i took a vacation, nepals lovely at that time of year

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@sollyfeni hulk smash puny racist man

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@sollyfeni @piersmorgan if theres 1 human id love to stand on its you sollyfeni, and try to stretch your vocabulary c*** gets repetitive

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1 call evra and il stand on suarez for you, i understand your anger my skin colour halts me living a normal life not my 1500lb body

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@JerkBatman i could do with him to take the hard skin of my feet. They get sore walking around with no shoes on do you hire him out

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@God_Damn_Batman if someone could point me to a good drivethrough, short of ripping the cinema roof off im screwed

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#ff follow me bitches

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@_Spiderman yeah skip the farting il just stand on you webhead

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@TheRealStanLee hey daddy, how things. So spidey wont return my calls, i know i "stood on his car" but still doesnt warrant a freeze out

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@EdwardNorton hey eddy you havent called me since our film, just seeing how you are i miss our hugs

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Whos this hulk hogan guy theres 1 thing using my name but he looks like a gay pirate with that tache and bandana

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@GaudioD guys so overated, up his own arse since i let him use my image

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@Schwarzenegger i think i have amazing defenition what do you reckon my chances are in mr universe

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@_Spiderman so like me and stark was talking last night and he reckons you could kick my ass, i think my farts could snap you in 2

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Me and the abomination are hitting the town tonight i just hope he puts pants on, #flatcrotch