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you should drasticly lower your standards and follow me.. | Meeka/Mycah/dispo | 🟨⬜️ they/them 🟪⬛ | buy $SMH | antisocial autist | mastur debater

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I'm going on a special diet where I can only eat ass n pussy

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Sometimes she gives me attention when I have breakdowns over the internet so uh..

My god I'm so sad I might kill myself.... 👀👀

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Not my bisexual ass checking out the muscle daddy at the strip club. Why is he the hottest thing in a building full of half naked women.

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Well, it's 7am and I can but alcohol again. Do you think they'll sell it to me if I'm clearly still drunk and have been crying for 2 hours?

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For women.........

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I had a very rough day and I deserve head scratches while being little spoon.

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I'm so bad at drumming. My right arm wants to copy everything my right foot does so I'm literally just practicing 1/8 notes with my foot and 1/4 notes with my arm.

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Happy tax evasion day. Tax gain harvesting is a tax loophole for poor people like me.

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In my dream last night, one of my family members said, "He looks so much like a girl now!" which I know for a fact is a phrase I will hear from them at least once.

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@lupineangel It was quite a relief, honestly. I can just go about my day most of the time. Although my lack of ability to get it up on command is causing my dick to shrink, rendering me completely useless as a top lol

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@lupineangel Yeah, visiting family sucked before I nuked my sex drive with estrogen.

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We're not gonna make it are we? Humans, I mean.

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red 40 could fix me

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@AshySlasheeDB Easy. Joker 🙄

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Being the bull is fun until the queen ignores your calls. That's when you realize you're the real cuck.

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@arkangeljoy Men wish they looked like that.

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@pierbiwierbi There are plenty of bitches out there with a pussy. We needed more variety.

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@pierbiwierbi @SSSmallTea Gods bless both of you.

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If I were aromantic, I would be so much more productive and wealthy.

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A dude I know that owes me hundreds of dollars just gave me an $11 tip through doordash. Should I count that against his debt?

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Found a "whip-it!" under my teen's bed. He says he got it in Bible class and it's a reminder of Jesus getting whipped for our sins. I love my God-fearing son. #whipit #godisgood