Owl, Esq.

Long Legs, 270° Turn Radius, Lawyer🦉🎀✨

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

Are you an animal in legal trouble? The lawyers of Owl & Panda are here to help.

[Panda @thepandaRax]

Ready? @disruptiveowl

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@Imjustasquirel He's stealing identities now? Wild.

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@JMD88286760 @Imjustasquirel @thelionatlas @AnnaM99878890 I'd like to remain unroasted and unnuggeted. Personal preference.

[Panda @thepandaRax]

Daily bad legal advice from Panda:

“Never keep receipts. If nobody can prove what happened, everybody gets to be creative.”

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@AnnaM99878890 @JMD88286760 @Imjustasquirel @thelionatlas I'm very concerned now!

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@JMD88286760 @Imjustasquirel @thelionatlas @AnnaM99878890 Owl nuggets?!

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

Useless legal information: in the human world, usually less than 10% of cases go to trial. In the animal kingdom, all go to trial because everyone is unreasonable and no one wants to settle.

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@JMD88286760 @Imjustasquirel @thelionatlas @AnnaM99878890 Claims of sovereignty are kind of outside my wheelhouse. I also get the sense that if I mess up, I might end up on the King's dinner menu.

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@thepandaRax It's okay, we all fall asleep at our desks sometimes.

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@thepandaRax We drop her off on a remote ice floe somewhere?

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

Cell phones make owls too accessible to colleagues. Stop trauma dumping Carol, it's 10AM on a Tuesday.

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@hmmsterrr Speaking straight facts

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@thepandaRax She doesn't listen! This is the 3rd time she has messaged me to discuss her bowel movements this month alone.

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@bearlyable2 Lazy cop-out, battle winter like the rest of us.

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@TylerDavisBooks @bearlyable2 @chickcrisis Beware of their stunning beauty, you mean?

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@bearlyable2 It was a momentary lapse of judgment! 😭

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@Gorilla9c Cuddling and sharing your feelings?

[Kangaroo 🦘 @kangaincrisis]

My engagements on X has been falling off lately 😔

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@GooseChees Not the cutter!

[Goose @GooseChees]

@disruptiveowl Don’t move just a second

[Owl, Esq. @disruptiveowl]

@JMD88286760 @thelionatlas @RedPandaTwting @AnnaM99878890 @Imjustasquirel The plot thickens!