S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯

To live honorably, to harm no one, to give to each his own.

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@HollyShand It’s a template draft, derived from the Twitter standard. Seriously, you make money from fantasy football. At least try and be original. Please save us from the bs first draft nonsense.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A darts player lands a triple Robin Hood, one of the rarest shots you can see in the game!

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@_biancs__ Rodgers to be sold before June 30th can help you comply with PSR, but it won’t be enough. Aging squad and a manager who doesn’t have the future of the club in his interests. Poor signings and a shocking internal management regarding revenue. It’s not going to be a bright future

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@thelittlevillan 😂😂

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@AVFC_26 The prem don’t want it? Be serious, your manager has sold you out for personal glory, you’ve broken PSR rules, down to bare bones and literally have no future

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@ligurio19761808 @WarMonitors You have no idea @ligurio19761808. You’re about to find out though

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

Get in!! #bcfc

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

It won’t be long! Cmon blues #bcfc

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

Scrappy end to that first half #bcfc Our quality will shine in the 2nd! Have some faith

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

Great start for #bcfc controlling the match so far. It won’t be long before we score

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@fpl_tactician Birmingham will beat Leeds

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@BCFC Stats wise, we punished them, hit the bar, the post! Change manager to who? Back him in January with some new signings! This is not division 1, it’s a tough league. We ain’t far off!

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@fpl_tactician You make me lol, never stop

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@FPL_Marcello Mateta, Bruno G? A Chelsea defender? I liked your reasoning earlier on this season but you lost the plot lately.

[Julesgambit @julesgambit]

You wake to an empty room, with just a single chess board sitting in the middle. It’s a time loop and in order to get out you must guess the correct moves of a random game of chess.

You read somewhere once that there are more possible chess moves than atoms in the universe. If so, this may take a while.

You wake up every day at 7 am to begin. This is funny, because you used to lament the early start times at your dead end job, talking to your best friend about how if you finally got fired you’d sleep in for once. You have no job here. But still you wake up.

You start with e4 today. It’s helpful to keep a system, some organization, some form of routine. At the end of a game, a 30 move amateurish catastrophe that ends in back rank mate, the board lights up in red. Wrong again.

So far you’ve tried 10456 possible games. You know this because you’ve been keeping track by carving a delicate tally mark in the wall with the metal king you were given. You don’t age, you don’t need to eat, you sleep, but don’t dream. When you close your eyes you only see positions. You’re stuck within 64 squares.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Liverpool players turned up for this little guy and it’s the most touching thing ever 🫶

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

@MarinaPurkiss Let’s all be real, she’d probably fck boris it’d further her career

[S𝔬𝔪𝔢N𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 @diss1dent]

Rare whisky No2